Tonight we have been inundated with the smell of shit. I have smelled four different species of shit today.
Rat shit (EEWWWW)
and human shit.
You know what?
All shit smells bad.
Some shit smells worse than others.
Some have some extra spicy ingredient to make them truly horrifying.
Some have been around for a bit so the smell has dimmed but you know what? Even old shit still smells bad, just less so.
Shit is shit. That is the lesson of the day.
Followed quickly by the second lesson: the sooner you clean it up, the less the smell will linger.
This pile of shit has been brought to you by:
The Abysmal Witch.
May your shits be easy, regular and smell no worse than any other shit.